I just want a husband. We would live in a traditional cookie cutter house. In the morning I would be gardening, and then my husband wakes up. He secretly makes breakfast while Im out in the garden, and placed it on our dining room table. When I walk in and see it I quickly give him a really big hug, then we would eat the breakfast made by my amazing husband while watching Spongebob, Storage Wars, Family Guy, and Cheaters marathons.
✴I am apart of the Fizzy, Ficarelli Family. I am also a LA Weller♥
Twitter: @starpandamoon

gayyourlifemustbe:

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first. 

I open at the close

Fuck u all

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ang3lsh1:

nowimthevillain:

A close up shot of Captain America’s shield

That actually explains so much.

ang3lsh1:

nowimthevillain:

A close up shot of Captain America’s shield

That actually explains so much.

(Source: tibets, via thateverythingblog)

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gayblowjob:

rad1calcunt:

disregardwomen:

athousandwords-forlove:

1ll-reality:

lynzave:

friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr

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and this is me after tumblr 

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do you see what it does to you

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I got gay.

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after tumblr…

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I may have caught the gay too….

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I caught it too..

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Welp. 

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gligar:

masterwayne-at-221b:

masterwayne-at-221b:

theres a guy who lives in my city and he always dresses in crazy 80’s gear with teased hair and tights and the whole city just calls him the “80’s guy.”

do

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you 

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think

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i’m joking??

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one time he led a posse through the city. all in costume.

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Makes me wonder where Jesus guy is these days. We have a Jesus guy.

omg where do you live

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kuurion:

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

WHY

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theemptyhearseofsherlock:

erii2ol2priite2:

sleazy4ronweasley:

ialreadytookmypantsoff:

I replaced every “You” In Taylor Swift’s Trouble with the “You” From Soulja Boy.

I’m peeing

screams

I almost got a heart attack when the first “you” playes

youuuuu messed up

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