The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.
I like how his last mention answers the first.
I open at the close
Fuck u all
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A close up shot of Captain America’s shield
That actually explains so much.
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friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr
and this is me after tumblr
do you see what it does to you
Before tumblr
After tumblr
I got gay.
Before tumblr…
after tumblr…
I may have caught the gay too….
before tumblr
After tumblr
I caught it too..
Before Tumblr
After Tumblr
Welp.
before tumblr
after tumblr
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theres a guy who lives in my city and he always dresses in crazy 80’s gear with teased hair and tights and the whole city just calls him the “80’s guy.”
do
you
think
i’m joking??
one time he led a posse through the city. all in costume.
Makes me wonder where Jesus guy is these days. We have a Jesus guy.
omg where do you live
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you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason
WHY
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I replaced every “You” In Taylor Swift’s Trouble with the “You” From Soulja Boy.
I’m peeing
screams
I almost got a heart attack when the first “you” playes
youuuuu messed up
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