ylimebastian

I just want a husband. We would live in a traditional cookie cutter house. In the morning I would be gardening, and then my husband wakes up. He secretly makes breakfast while Im out in the garden, and placed it on our dining room table. When I walk in and see it I quickly give him a really big hug, then we would eat the breakfast made by my amazing husband while watching Spongebob, Storage Wars, Family Guy, and Cheaters marathons.

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I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint. →

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